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Space Pizzas ate Monday/P1Ch1Sc3

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Part I, Chapter 1, Scene 3:

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We've got to get to the laboratories at the inner core. Walking there from the outer ring where we're at right now will take some time. Let's not spend that time in awkward silence.

I already gathered your name, but if you're wondering: I am Anton, director, leading bio-engineer, and overall chief-scientist of the facility.
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What exactly is the purpose of this place? I tried running a search earlier but couldn't find anything in the codex.
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Yes, we ran into some budget bottlenecks, so we're not broadcasting our codex entry anymore.

But if you must know: This space station is dedicated to biological research, specifically genetics and bio-engineering.

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To what end?
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Do you like pizza, Marowak?
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I guess I like it just fine. Why? What does that have to do with anything?
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It has everything to do with everything. See...

We are a sophisticated team of scientists, seeking to isolate the primal pizza genome so we can clone the perfect pizza!
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So... this "trouble" you're having... Did one of your pizza experiments go rogue?
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Don't be ridiculous, of course not. Our research is perfectly safe and only ever yields results beneficial to society. I am very careful like that. In fact, the results of our research are so phenomenally great, they create a lot of jealousy among lesser scientists.

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No, THAT there is our trouble!

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This shitty, annoying space dragon is tearing holes into my facility!

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AAAAH CRAP! HOLD ON TIGHT!!!

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YOU PIECE OF SHIT DRAGON!!! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU YOUR BLOOD WILL RUN LIKE TOMATO SAUCE!!!
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That sounds great and really tasty, but can you maybe do something about our imminent demise???
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I'm on it!

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I should have stayed in bed today.

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