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Part I, Chapter 1, Scene 2:

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Black vehicle, shaped like a bat, two people inside... The owner of this craft must be...
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...a spacefaring fruitcake.

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I was more thinking along the lines of Batman.
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I don't think Batman has time to come to our space station.
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You're no fun! I for one choose to believe this is Batman, and so it will be, just you wait!

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Batmanbatmanbatmanbatman!

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...

Nevermind. It's just some lame french guy.
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...

I am NOT french! Bon dieu de merde!

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French or not, you will state your purpose, and quick! We don't have the luxury of humoring random visitors right now!
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I bet he's here because of the distress signal we sent.
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Oh, right, there was a thing like that earlier.
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If you're not here because of the signal, then why are you?
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MAROWAAAAK!!!

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Why is this taking SO LONG???
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Ruai? I'm explaining our situation to these people. Just wait in the shuttle until I'm don–
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NO! NO MORE WAITING! CHILI WAITS FOR NO MAN!!!

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OUT OF MY WAY! OUT OF MY WAYYYY!!!

EMERGENCY COMING THROUGH!!!
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He... eats too much spicy stuff.
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...

We are a space station, not a gas station. Fetch your companion and be on your way. We have enough trouble as it is without adding a drifting vampire and his dinosaur in a labcoat to the mix.

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I am not a "drifting vampire". I am Detective Marowak, servant of the law!

If you are in any danger, it is my job to get to the bottom of it! And I would very much like to know what this "trouble" is, so I can help.
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"Help"? Huh, I wonder

Do you have any experience handling dragons?
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I uhh...

Well... I kind of work for one?

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Eh... that's close enough.

I'll show you the problem. Then we'll see if you're any "help".

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