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Impenting Destruction/Episode 1
I had woken up very late today, but I guess that's just the effects of going to bed at 5am. I was planning on just going outside, but saw that note on my desk, so I took it with me to warn people.
I went down the pipe, when...
An unknown voice had said "Ouch!" as soon as I bumped into them. It took a minute to recognize the voice; it was Nysic, who was delivering the mail.
NEX: "Erm, sorry about that Nysic. I can't really tell when you are delivering my mail...say, can't you just fly to my house?"
Nysic: "Eh, I was lazy today."
NEX: "That explains why you're delivering it at 1pm."
Nysic: "Yeah, I guess...can you go backwards for a sec? I kind of need to get to your house to give you your mail."
I just shrugged and complied. I went backwards to my house, with Nysic close behind.
As I was walking back to my house, he noticed the note in my hand.
Nysic: "Hey, what's with that note in your hand?"
NEX: "Well, were you watching the news at about 4am last night?"
Nysic: "I was sleeping at that time."
NEX: "Well, a planet near ours was destroyed, or at least, that's what the news said."
Nysic: "Okay...? What does that have to do with the note?"
NEX: "I went to investigate on who destroyed it, and I found this note."
Nysic: "What does it say?"
I show Nysic the note. I find his reaction to it priceless, but resist laughing.
Nysic: "OH GEEZ...what's a Penitus?"
NEX: "You don't know anything about our planet?"
Nysic: "Well, I was in delivery school."
NEX: (He really should have learned about that then...*sigh*, anyways...) "There's a school for that?"
NEX: "Huh...maybe I should go to that some day."
Nysic: "It would be kind of hard to deliver without a way to fly though."
Nysic: "Back on topic, what were you planning to do with that note?"
NEX: "I was going to warn everyone about it."
Nysic: "Hm...I think I can help!"
NEX: "Don't you still have to deliver stuff?"
Nysic: "Nah, you were the last one I delivered stuff to."
NEX: "Ah, okay. Let's roll!"
Me and Nysic head through the pipe to the Pipe House and then walk over to a street.
We try to warn them, but nobody pays attention. Only one person said something to us a little ways through.
Shy Guy: "You know, you two should really stop shitposting so much."
We gave up after a while, and we went to the Mindless Junk Bar to discuss our plans of what to do next.
I slam my fist against the table
Smg2daisy: "Hm? What's wrong?"
I explain the whole thing to her as short as possible.
Smg2daisy: "Oh, that's what your angry about?"
Nysic: "Yeah, we try as hard as we can to warn them,but nobody listens..."
Smg2daisy: "I think you two just need some evidence so that people will believe you."
Nysic: "Wow, it's that simple?"
Nysic: "Well, we already know that someone's after us, but we need to find out how they are assaulting us, and when they'll do it."
NEX: "Agreed! Let's get searching"
Smg2daisy: "Good luck!"
We leave the bar. After we leave, another conversation starts.
Anton: "One whiskey please!"
DragonFreak: "Anton, this is the 13th drink you've had today."
Anton: "Oh...should I stop?"
Many People: "Chug! Chug! Chug!"
Chikibi Daisy finishes her Strawberry Hill, but proceeds to pass out right after.
Megamario: "Aww...I was hoping she'd bounce off of the walls in drunkness."
Meta Knight: "Maybe next time...or maybe you could try it?"
Smg2daisy passes Megamario a Strawberry Hill.
Megamario looks at the bottle confused, but then smiles.
"Okay, here I go!"