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Coded Logs/Act II

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ACT II

  • Entering weblog #209 by user CodedMessages
    • I have a lot to say today, loyal readers! I will be traveling to the Spam Vault tomorrow, to negotiate with several low-ranking troll leaders (who, if I can convince, will be working with us sysops to defeat the higher-up troll leaders like Peachycakes and Logan- who, by the way, are still on the run). I’ll post the results tomorrow. This is gonna be EPIC :D In other news, I’ve been feeling increasingly nervous about several users who have been promoted- namely, Victorious Crazy and One2Three5Six. Okay, I know, I was promoted to sysop after only two months on the wiki but these two have been promoted to BUREAUCRAT after ONE month on the wiki. It’s insane! They have done nothing to be trusted. They may even be troll spies.
  • User comments on weblog #209
    • Comment by Stu
      • wtf victorious crazy is AWESOME
    • Comment by IloveMWiki
      • ya srsly codedmessages is nuts, Victorious Crazy is crazy Cool!
    • Comment by IReallyLikeNumbers
      • The number man, one2thre5six, is great but VictoriusCrazy is probably a troll spy. I mean, victorious Crazy flames n00bs and stuff but one 2 three5 six is nice to Everyone :D


  • Spam Vault security cameras recording: Day 18793
    • Beginning Recorded Spam Vault Negotiations Logs:
CodedMessages walks into the large room. Facing him are three minor troll leaders: BigTheCat, KP Blue, and Koloss. “Well. Well. Well. Helloooooo,” hisses Koloss. “Have you come to hear about Mario Mud? It’s a game. A game. Better than Super Paper Mario. Better than Mario Kart. Better than Super Mario Galaxy. Heh. Hah. Ho.”
“Er,” says CodedMessages. “It sound fascinating, but I’ve come to negotiate. We’ll consider releasing you from the Spam Vault… if you will aid us in our war against Peachycakes and Logan.”
“I want… Toto… I want… Porygon… BlueYoshter… hahahehahohardeharhar…” KP Blue gurgles.
“Ehm. Well, uh, maybe Toto will be more attracted to you if you turn to our side,” stuttered CodedMessages, lying through his teeth.
“Of course I’ll agree to help you fight those trolls,” says BigTheCat. “As long as I can kill WarioLoaf first.”
“Er, no. Sorry, but you can’t kill WarioLoaf,” says CodedMessages nervously. “He never did anything to you, so, uh, it wouldn’t be justified…”
“Hmmm. How about I tell you a little secret about VictoriousCrazy, hmmm? And I will help you fight Peachy, too. I help you, I tell you the secret of Victorious, and you let me kill WarioLoaf. It’s fair,” BigTheCat whines.
“Hmm. Tell me the secret,” says CodedMessages.
“I’ll tell you after you let me kill WarioLoaf,” says BigTheCat. CodedMessages pulls a banhammer from his backpack, pointing it at BigTheCat.
“Tell me now,” CodedMessages hisses.
BigTheCat looks up for a second, then-
-whoosh-
A tall, intimidating winged yoshi bursts out of nowhere, impaling BigTheCat on a long white spear. The winged yoshi is purple, with glowing green eyes.
VictoriousCrazy.
“You! Convenient, isn’t it, you killed the one who can tell me the truth about you,” growls CodedMessages.
“I saved your life,” said VictoriousCrazy. “The troll was reaching for your banhammer. You should be thanking me on bended knee.”
“You didn’t save my life, even if he could have gotten the banhammer it would only have banned me temporarily and then Porple could have unblocked me. You killed that particular troll so that he wouldn’t tell the truth about you.”
“The troll was lying, obviously, idiot. I saved your worthless life. You really don’t deserve to be a sysop, you know.”
“You don’t deserve to be a bureaucrat.”
“Tsk. Think what this looks like… I have just saved your hide and you’re berating me for being a better user than everyone else. Heh.”
    • Ending Recorded Spam Vault Negotiations Logs


  • Entering weblog #210 by user CodedMessages
    • DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT


  • Entering weblog #211 by user CodedMessages
    • Okay. So I went to the Spam Vault. The results sucked. A troll was GOING to tell me a secret about VictoriousCrazy. VictoriousCrazy then conveniently appeared and KILLED THE TROLL, not just banning, KILLED the troll so that he could never tell me the secret. Victorious is a monster- the troll in question wasn’t half as evil as Peachycakes or Logan, and he couldn’t hurt me. I have got to prove that VictoriousCrazy is a troll spy, or at the very least, not worthy to be a bureaucrat. Why Porple promoted him I have no idea…
  • User comments on weblog #211
    • Comment by IReallyLikeNumbers
      • This is more proof. Woohooo, Coded, you’re going to show the world how evil VictoriousCrazy is!
    • Comment by “fhsdghsfghs”
      • dhjdfgjdfgkjdrygkdfghk
    • Comment by Stu
      • LETS SUPPORT VICTORIOUSCRAZY, CODEDMESSAGES IS REALLY EVIL AND HES THE TROLL SPY lol
    • Comment by AzkaBanned
      • VictoriousCrazy represents necessary change. We really should just kill the trolls instead of locking them in the Spam Vault.
    • Comment by mIsTeRdUdEwItHfUnNyCaPiTaLlEtTeRsEvErYoThErLeTtEr
      • Why does CodedMessages even bother, he always makes an idiot out of himself.
    • Comment by Princess_Rosalina_pwns_Peach
      • I think that CodedMessages is a good guy and HE should be the crat not VictoriousCrazy. Also rosalina beats peach
    • Comment by Peachrules_17273838
      • I liek codedmessages too but rosalina sucks peach is better
    • Comment by Lol_wtf
      • so I hear u lieks peach…?


  • Entering weblog #212 by user CodedMessages
    • Meh. The wiki community’s respect for me has been dropping ever since the whole Spam Vault incident. I have no support from my fellow sysops, either- VictoriousCrazy and his little goon One2Three5Six are way too popular. There is only one person I can find who agrees with me: Paper Jorge, and he only agrees because VictoriousCrazy is in love with Bean, too. Naturally, he hates him.
  • User comments on weblog #212
    • Comment by Lol_wtf
      • fail


  • Entering weblog #213 by user CodedMessages
    • Some minor spam occurred today… I was going to revert it but VictoriousCrazy did it first.


  • Entering weblog #214 by user CodedMessages
    • Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack. I am becoming increasingly disgusted with how this wiki is being run. Porple does little or nothing, and VictoriousCrazy is the real one calling the shots. I don’t get it. This shouldn’t be happening.


  • Entering weblog #215 by user CodedMessages
    • There was a disturbance today. VictoriousCrazy has been attempting to woo Bean for a while now, and Jorge finally lost his temper. Hoo boy. Jorge knocked Victorious straight through a window. Unfortunately, VictoriousCrazy was victorious, because a dozen patrollers working for him appeared and beat Jorge half to death with banhammers. Poor Jorge is now in the Spam Vault awaiting a trial… fortunately, he’s a popular enough user that he’ll probably be released. There was a huge outcry when he was arrested, and some users threw stuff at VictoriousCrazy (YES!!!!!!!!!!)!
  • User comments on weblog #215
    • Comment by PaperTristan
      • LOL PJ GOT ARRESTED
    • Comment by JorgeFanBoy
      • VictoriousCrazy should die! Jorge pwns all!
    • Comment by Stu
      • JORGE ATTACKED VICTORIOUSCRAZY FIRST!!!
    • Comment by KuZAM
      • VictoriousCrazy is awsome. Everyone fanboys up to Jeorge for no reason his comics aren’t funny hes stupid
    • Comment by Kkuunngg Ffuu
      • wtf lol paper george suxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxrrolflol


CodedMessages has no idea what is happening behind his back. Wayoshi arrives at Sysop Tower at midnight. The guards let him through.
“VictoriousCrazy? It’s me, Wayoshi.”
“Yes, master?” says VictoriousCrazy.


  • Entering weblog #216 by user CodedMessages
    • Dammit. There’s trouble. I’m posting this in a hurry because I have to go and deal with it- Bean has gone missing. VictoriousCrazy has vanished as well- the two are undoubtedly connected. If what I think has happened, when I rescue Bean, I will finally have proof VictoriousCrazy is working for the trolls. I’ll show them all. I will be the next bureaucrat. Heh…
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